Convulsed with laughter. Great One, Amateur Misanthrope!
Meanwhile, misterhubs, I am alarmed that you are becoming more right about Chet and DILF Frank of Hardy Boys! Hahaha. Remind me to steer clear of your hyperwarped imaginings.
YES, I am avoiding EVERYONE even on YM because I have to pour undivided attention on gasping projects floating in limbo. Even in avoidance I am democratic. Hehe.
Don't even remind me of the unfinished work that gripped the newly-moved in flat.
I'll go berserk.
First, he'll wince. Then he'll dwell on the sting for ten minutes. Then he'd shrug and hum Ben Folds Five's Last Polka especially:
My, my. . .
the cruelest lies are often told
without a word
my, my. . .
the kindest truths are often spoken,
"you've been pushing me
like I was a sore tooth
you can't respect me
'cause I've done so much
he said, "well, I hate that
it's come to this, but baby,
I was doing fine
how do you think that I
survived the other twenty-five
Be well and be happy. In your happiness you'll look back at all these things and be kind.