Wednesday, September 3, 2008

See You Soon, Ban Ki Moon

Silje Nergaard awakened me, purring in breathy melody of The Waltz in my stereo, and I mumbled drowsily “This is going to be a neat day!”and immediately regressed back to sleep. Then my phone rang. All at once my blood circulation went berserk: work trouble!

This apathetic, irresponsible, crackbrained client justifies my homicidal streaks.

So much about world peace. Hand me a loaded Uzi!

6 comments:

E said...

LOL it's like being injected w/adrenalin hehehehhehe

don't use uzi-use flame thrower instead hehehehehhehe

. said...

Do you want me to convene the security council your excellency?

Misterhubs said...

World peace is overrated anyway. Go, war and destruction!

Anonymous said...

LOL.

Been there, done that.

I say, don't get mad, get even! If you can't do it to the client, then displace it to someone else. Bring it on!

- denciopadilla

loudcloud said...

e! the flame thrower idea is now more appealing! or a chainsaw! hehe.

mugen - how about a trigger-happy squad of assassins instead? LOL

loudcloud said...

misterhubs! hahahaha. i could always count on you to incite carnage! LOL. so much for your sworn statement to uphold peace and justice. :P

denciopadilla! - don't worry i'll spike his coffee with laxatives the minute he visits the office. meanwhile how about cooking barbecue off my flaming nostrils? LOL