High School AKA Your Time-warp Portal To Unspeakable Horrors
Grating as Regine Velasquez’ caterwauling my landline hiccupped incessant shrill rings. Which wound me up. I groggily reached out to the floor and fumbled for the blasted cordless phone buried under a glorious mess of magazines, half-read fictions, discarded underwear, strewn shirts, neckties, empty potato chips sack, green tea bottles, and butchered limbs of a hooker. Kidding.
“This had better be good!” I croaked on the phone.
Stunned silence from the other line. I drowsily glanced at the alien green blink of the Oregon Scientific Philippe Starck-designed clock. It read 1:42 PM. Oh, drat! I’m supposed to brief a few people for a project at work by 10 AM! I’m phenomenally late!
“Who is this?” I droned on, annoyance creeping up my nasal chords.
“Leonidas, the Spartan! Remember, your high school classmate?”
I was swiftly sucked into a time-warp. High school! Haha! Zits! Rampaging hormones! Circle jerks! Kidding, again.
“Whoa! Hey! How did you get my landline? I haven’t seen you in ages!”
He mumbled another classmate’s name. “She gave it to (name of another blob of a classmate) who gave it to (another protozoan classmate) who gave it to me.
I’m getting a migraine.
“Neat! How have you been?”
For another thirty minutes he patched me up into a conference call with four other high school gargoyles and we had a blast catching up. A mini reunion dinner slash get together is set.
I’ll bring the year book and make everyone cringe.
2 comments:
glee. high school's the golden age of notoriety. ^-^'
datu - if i have to take Q's word on the issue your words would ring clearer than the belfry of the vatican on easter sunday! hehe
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