Thursday, September 6, 2007

Marooned

Aliens haven't abducted me.

The reason of my sudden disappearance isn't attributable to inter-galactic green men wishing to lodge anal probes in the almighty name of scientific advancement. Regrettably it's all about that dirty four-lettered word: work.

I am in another island and after three days of uninterrupted bikini and swimmming trunks exposure I'm losing all interest in hormonal pursuits and now contemplate on adopting a vow of celibacy.

I'll be back in the raging metropolis friday to dish out proper blog updates and accordingly thank everyone for salvaging my insanity from total obscurity to be a robust contender in the blog of the week award!

Prevent untimely erosion of mass intelligence! Vote for yours truly!

And watch the mass escalation of my warped conceit!

2 comments:

Kai Santorino said...

which island is this???

loudcloud said...

kai - confidentiality clause says that if i mention the latitudinal/longitudinal ordinates of the location of this project i'll be shipped to alcatraz without preamble. until the whole thing is made public i fear i will remain in vague-ville. hehe.

cheers!