Marooned
Aliens haven't abducted me.
The reason of my sudden disappearance isn't attributable to inter-galactic green men wishing to lodge anal probes in the almighty name of scientific advancement. Regrettably it's all about that dirty four-lettered word: work.
I am in another island and after three days of uninterrupted bikini and swimmming trunks exposure I'm losing all interest in hormonal pursuits and now contemplate on adopting a vow of celibacy.
I'll be back in the raging metropolis friday to dish out proper blog updates and accordingly thank everyone for salvaging my insanity from total obscurity to be a robust contender in the blog of the week award!
Prevent untimely erosion of mass intelligence! Vote for yours truly!
And watch the mass escalation of my warped conceit!
2 comments:
which island is this???
kai - confidentiality clause says that if i mention the latitudinal/longitudinal ordinates of the location of this project i'll be shipped to alcatraz without preamble. until the whole thing is made public i fear i will remain in vague-ville. hehe.
cheers!
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